Face of the Enemy

Relax you have NOT been kidnapped and forced to pose as a Romulan intelligence officer! It’s just Monday morning again.

Telepathic Illusions

Trust me this is no telepathic illusion. It really is Monday again already.

Waking up Monday morning like…

Relax! You have NOT been kidnapped by a caretaker alien or anything, it’s just Monday morning again.

Trust me this is no simulation. It really is Monday again already.

Strapped down by aliens or androids? Sounds like you’ve got #TrekProblems my friend.

No you are NOT crazy, it really is Monday morning again.

Don’t you hate it when you’re trying to rig up a subspace bypass circuit and your boss is there looking over your shoulder? #TrekProblems

No, you are NOT being subjected to an alien psychological conditioning program. It really is Monday morning again. #TrekProblems

What is this, some sick experiment being conducted by unscrupulous aliens? Nah, it’s just Monday morning again.