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Trek Problems

Chronicling the improbable problems of Star Trek.

Tag: Alien Infections

De-assimilation

Good news: you found a way to rid your body of alien nanoprobes before you’re transformed into a cybernetic hybrid! Bad news: it’s really, really gonna hurt. #TrekProblems

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Incapacitated

If you’ve spent more than one entire episode on your back sick, dying, or otherwise incapacitated, it might be time to lay off the #TrekProblems.

So much for that idea…

trekproblems General Star Trek Problems Leave a comment April 20, 2022April 20, 2022 1 Minute

Haven

My face on Monday morning when I have to get up and deal with all my #TrekProblems.

trekproblems Star Trek TNG Episodes Leave a comment April 18, 2022April 18, 2022 1 Minute

Space Bugs

The galaxy is just teeming with space bugs, and trust me, they can cause a lot of #TrekProblems.

trekproblems General Star Trek Problems Leave a comment January 25, 2022January 25, 2022 1 Minute

Alien Infections

Alien infections are no joke. You know, if we used more robots we might not have these #TrekProblems.

trekproblems General Star Trek Problems Leave a comment January 18, 2022January 18, 2022 1 Minute

Operation — Annihilate! (Revisited)

Opening the curtains on Monday morning like…

trekproblems Star Trek TOS Episodes Leave a comment January 10, 2022January 10, 2022 1 Minute

Multidimensional Fungus

If your long dead childhood friend suddenly appears and starts talking to you, don’t freak out! You’re probably just infected with a multidimensional fungal parasite. #TrekProblems

trekproblems General Star Trek Problems, Star Trek Discovery Episodes Leave a comment November 30, 2021November 30, 2021 1 Minute

Macrocosm

In the Delta Quadrant, the virus catches YOU. #TrekProblems

trekproblems Star Trek Voyager Episodes Leave a comment November 10, 2021 1 Minute

Cellular Peptide Cake

Happy Friday everyone! Who wants cake? 🍰

trekproblems Miscellaneous, Star Trek TNG Episodes Leave a comment April 8, 2021November 30, 2021 1 Minute

Operation — Annihilate!

Me after a tough week of #TrekProblems. 😴 Have a great weekend everyone! 🖖

trekproblems Star Trek TOS Episodes Leave a comment April 2, 2021April 2, 2021 1 Minute

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