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Trek Problems

Chronicling the improbable problems of Star Trek.

Tag: Borg

De-assimilation

Good news: you found a way to rid your body of alien nanoprobes before you’re transformed into a cybernetic hybrid! Bad news: it’s really, really gonna hurt. #TrekProblems

trekproblems General Star Trek Problems, Star Trek Enterprise Episodes Leave a comment May 24, 2022May 24, 2022 1 Minute

Locutus of Borg

Hitting the snooze button is futile. Your weekend as it has been is over. From this time forward, you will service Monday.

trekproblems Miscellaneous, Star Trek TNG Episodes Leave a comment May 22, 2022May 23, 2022 1 Minute

Gigantic Alien Spaceships

Facing off against a ridiculously huge and powerful alien spaceship? You got a classic case of #TrekProblems my friend.

trekproblems General Star Trek Problems Leave a comment May 17, 2022May 17, 2022 1 Minute

Alternate Timelines

No, you are NOT stuck in an alternate timeline and yes, it really is Monday morning again.

trekproblems General Star Trek Problems Leave a comment May 2, 2022May 2, 2022 1 Minute

Friday Mode

Monday morning:
Friday evening:
trekproblems Miscellaneous, Star Trek Voyager Episodes Leave a comment January 14, 2022January 14, 2022 1 Minute

Changes

Over time, #TrekProblems change you.

trekproblems Miscellaneous Leave a comment November 17, 2021November 18, 2021 1 Minute

Borg Cubes

If Monday was a starship.

trekproblems General Star Trek Problems, Star Trek Voyager Episodes Leave a comment May 17, 2021November 30, 2021 1 Minute

Unimatrix Zero, Part II

No, you have NOT been assimilated into the Borg Collective. It’s just Monday morning again.

trekproblems Star Trek Voyager Episodes Leave a comment March 29, 2021 1 Minute

Time Traveling Borg

When you find some sphere thing in the Arctic with frozen Borg on it and oh god now we’re all being assimilated. #TrekProblems

trekproblems General Star Trek Problems, Star Trek Enterprise Episodes Leave a comment March 23, 2021November 30, 2021 1 Minute

Borg Sphere Things

Good news: we destroyed the Borg cube! 😀 Bad news: some sphere thing shot out of it. ☹️

trekproblems General Star Trek Problems, Star Trek Movies Leave a comment March 23, 2021November 30, 2021 1 Minute

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