Admiral Nakamura looks forward to seeing you at the Starfleet Admirals’ Banquet. And no, he doesn’t want to hear about your #TrekProblems.
Back in my day we didn’t need fancy shields or photon torpedoes to solve our #TrekProblems. But, yeah, they would have come in handy.
Polarized hull plating is useless, change my mind.
I’m not saying a warp core breach in progress is any reason to freak out, but, yeah actually you should probably freak out. #TrekProblems
Due to the harmful effects of warp drive on the fabric of subspace, Federation ships may no longer exceed Warp 5. Well, unless they really need to. Or want to. Oh forget it just go as fast as you want. #TrekProblems
The Enterprise attained consciousness and gave birth to a baby starship? No worries, simply release the offspring into space and never speak of it again. #TrekProblem solved.
This is a radical idea, and I know it sounds crazy, but what if we put the bridge in a LESS exposed area of the ship? 🤔 #StarTrek #StarTrekDiscovery
When the new guy’s all fired up about destroying the Lysian central command but you don’t wanna cuz you do not fire on defenseless people. #TrekProblems #StarTrek
Like the old saying says: “It is better to laugh about your #TrekProblems than to cry about them.” #StarTrek
Two words: space fish. #TrekProblems #StarTrek (h/t @Taquelli)