Leaving work on Friday like…
Leaving
Tag: Entities
Floating Heads
Spend enough time in deep space and you’re sure to encounter a few floating heads. #TrekProblems
Operation — Annihilate! (Revisited)
Opening the curtains on Monday morning like…
Tin Man
If your goal is to form a telepathic bromance with an organic spaceship and also live inside of it for the rest of your life, you just might have #TrekProblems.
Year of Trek Problems (2021)
I commend you all for enduring another year of #TrekProbems with poise, grace, and integrity befitting a Starfleet officer. Keep those phase inducers aligned and have a great New Year’s! 🖖
Most common #TrekProblems of 2021:
Entities 9.3%
Time Travel 8.6%
Holodeck Misadventures / Mind Control 7.1% (TIE)
Hostile Aliens 6.4%
Q / Transporter Issues 5.7% (TIE)
Most afflicted with #TrekProblems in 2021:
Picard 22.9%
Riker 12.9%
Data, Geordi 9.3% (TIE)
Worf 7.9%
Janeway 7.1%
The Gamesters of Triskelion
Don’t worry, you have NOT been whisked away to a strange planet and forced to fight for the amusement of a few disembodied brains. It’s just Monday morning again.
Starship Offspring
I think about you every day and hope you’re ok out there, Baby Enterprise-D. ❤️
Weird Energy Discharges
Is it an alien lifeform? An attempt to communicate? A plain old electric shock? With weird energy discharges you just never know. #TrekProblems
Rapture
Logging on…
Godlike Aliens
That sound you hear is NOT the booming voice of a godlike alien, it’s just your alarm going off on Monday morning.
