Alien infections are no joke. You know, if we used more robots we might not have these #TrekProblems.
Alien Infections
Tag: Geordi
Fistful of Datas (Revisited)
Sure, go ahead, plug the Enterprise computer directly into Data’s positronic brain. What’s the worst that could happen?
Year of Trek Problems (2021)
I commend you all for enduring another year of #TrekProbems with poise, grace, and integrity befitting a Starfleet officer. Keep those phase inducers aligned and have a great New Year’s! 🖖
Most common #TrekProblems of 2021:
Entities 9.3%
Time Travel 8.6%
Holodeck Misadventures / Mind Control 7.1% (TIE)
Hostile Aliens 6.4%
Q / Transporter Issues 5.7% (TIE)
Most afflicted with #TrekProblems in 2021:
Picard 22.9%
Riker 12.9%
Data, Geordi 9.3% (TIE)
Worf 7.9%
Janeway 7.1%
Holo-Addiction
Reminder: holo-addiction comes in many forms. Please use holodecks and holosuites in moderation to avoid potential #TrekProblems.
Slacking
Me browsing Twitter all day instead of dealing with my #TrekProblems.
Zefram Cochrane
Ever since this moment it’s been just one #TrekProblem after another.
Interface
When you’re using your neural implants to control a probe and you get all excited to see your mom but she turns out to just be some weird subspace alien. 🤷♂️ #TrekProblems
Temporal Causality Loops
No, you are NOT stuck in a temporal causality loop, it’s just Monday morning again.
Happy Halloween!
Happy Halloween! 🎃🖖
Galaxy’s Child
Time to set aside our #TrekProblems, put on some classical guitar and get this night started. Have a great weekend everyone! 🖖
