Sure, go ahead, plug the Enterprise computer directly into Data’s positronic brain. What’s the worst that could happen?
Fistful of Datas (Revisited)
Tag: Holodeck Misadventures
11001001
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Year of Trek Problems (2021)
I commend you all for enduring another year of #TrekProbems with poise, grace, and integrity befitting a Starfleet officer. Keep those phase inducers aligned and have a great New Year’s! 🖖
Most common #TrekProblems of 2021:
Entities 9.3%
Time Travel 8.6%
Holodeck Misadventures / Mind Control 7.1% (TIE)
Hostile Aliens 6.4%
Q / Transporter Issues 5.7% (TIE)
Most afflicted with #TrekProblems in 2021:
Picard 22.9%
Riker 12.9%
Data, Geordi 9.3% (TIE)
Worf 7.9%
Janeway 7.1%
Holo-Addiction
Reminder: holo-addiction comes in many forms. Please use holodecks and holosuites in moderation to avoid potential #TrekProblems.
Starship Offspring
I think about you every day and hope you’re ok out there, Baby Enterprise-D. ❤️
Bride of Chaotica!
Hope you all have a fun, safe, and #TrekProblem free weekend! If anyone needs me I’ll be in the holodeck with Tom and Harry.
Hollow Pursuits
Happy Friday! This weekend, the Goddess of Empathy urges you to cast off your #TrekProblems and embrace love, truth, joy. ❤️🖖
The Killing Game, Part II
Look, sometimes you have to give away sophisticated Federation technology to an amoral, hostile alien species in order to solve your #TrekProblems ok? 🤷♂️
Repression
Enough with the #TrekProblems already. Who’s up for a 3D simulation of a 2D medium that simulates 3D?
Holographic Snowballs
Reminder: a holographic snowball to the face hurts just as much as the real thing. #TrekProblems
