Join us on the holodeck, they said. It‘ll be fun, they said. #TrekProblems
The success of your mission depends on flawlessly reciting a complex alien greeting with very little practice. You got this! #TrekProblems
Sure, go ahead, plug the Enterprise computer directly into Data’s positronic brain. What’s the worst that could happen?
Please thoroughly screen all contract personnel before granting access to key ship systems. Thank you for your attention in this matter.
I commend you all for enduring another year of #TrekProbems with poise, grace, and integrity befitting a Starfleet officer. Keep those phase inducers aligned and have a great New Year’s! 🖖
Most common #TrekProblems of 2021:
Time Travel 8.6%
Holodeck Misadventures / Mind Control 7.1% (TIE)
Hostile Aliens 6.4%
Q / Transporter Issues 5.7% (TIE)
Most afflicted with #TrekProblems in 2021:
Data, Geordi 9.3% (TIE)
Reminder: holo-addiction comes in many forms. Please use holodecks and holosuites in moderation to avoid potential #TrekProblems.
I think about you every day and hope you’re ok out there, Baby Enterprise-D. ❤️
Hope you all have a fun, safe, and #TrekProblem free weekend! If anyone needs me I’ll be in the holodeck with Tom and Harry.
Happy Friday! This weekend, the Goddess of Empathy urges you to cast off your #TrekProblems and embrace love, truth, joy. ❤️🖖