When you save an entire village from radiation poisoning but they murder you anyway because they think you’re an evil ice-man. #TrekProblems
Speaking of which, if you’re going to stab an ice-man through the back, don’t use a pole made out of metal.
I commend you all for enduring another year of #TrekProbems with poise, grace, and integrity befitting a Starfleet officer. Keep those phase inducers aligned and have a great New Year’s! 🖖
Most common #TrekProblems of 2021:
Entities 9.3%
Time Travel 8.6%
Holodeck Misadventures / Mind Control 7.1% (TIE)
Hostile Aliens 6.4%
Q / Transporter Issues 5.7% (TIE)
Most afflicted with #TrekProblems in 2021:
Picard 22.9%
Riker 12.9%
Data, Geordi 9.3% (TIE)
Worf 7.9%
Janeway 7.1%
Whether you’re flying through space or home in front of the fire, may you all have a safe and happy holiday season! 🖖
Is it an alien lifeform? An attempt to communicate? A plain old electric shock? With weird energy discharges you just never know. #TrekProblems
Happy Friday everyone! Hope you all have an excellent weekend, however you choose to spend it. 🖖
They say #TrekProblems are the fire in which we burn. 🔥
Some Ferengi is offering your old starship free of charge as an act of friendship? That’s got #TrekProblems written all over it.
When it comes to galactic diplomacy, it never hurts to have some Klingon blood in your veins.
That sound you hear is NOT the booming voice of a godlike alien, it’s just your alarm going off on Monday morning.
When you wake up after hallucinating decades of life experiences only to realize it’s still Monday morning.
