Hitting the snooze button is futile. Your weekend as it has been is over. From this time forward, you will service Monday.
Locutus of Borg
Tag: Picard
Baryon Sweeps
Unresolved #TrekProblem: Did they ever reactivate the baryon sweep to get that last sliver of the saucer section? Did they have to do the whole sweep over again? 🤔
Collapsing Warp Bubbles
When you come back to reality after narrowly escaping a collapsing warp bubble only to learn that it’s still Monday morning. #TrekProblems
Leaving
Leaving work on Friday like…
Spills
Is spilling coffee on your boss at work technically a #TrekProblem? If your boss is Jean-Luc Picard and you work aboard the USS Enterprise, then yes, yes it is.
Together
#TrekProblems have a way of bringing us together (whether we like it or not).
Cristóbal Rios
His name is Cristóbal Rios. He’s from Chile, he works in outer space, and he solves #TrekProblems.
Incapacitated
If you’ve spent more than one entire episode on your back sick, dying, or otherwise incapacitated, it might be time to lay off the #TrekProblems.
So much for that idea…
Temporal Narcosis
Know the signs of temporal narcosis! If symptoms appear, return to your own time continuum immediately. #TrekProblems
Ice-Men
When you save an entire village from radiation poisoning but they murder you anyway because they think you’re an evil ice-man. #TrekProblems
Speaking of which, if you’re going to stab an ice-man through the back, don’t use a pole made out of metal.
