Facing off against a ridiculously huge and powerful alien spaceship? You got a classic case of #TrekProblems my friend.
No, you are NOT stuck in an alternate timeline and yes, it really is Monday morning again.
Is spilling coffee on your boss at work technically a #TrekProblem? If your boss is Jean-Luc Picard and you work aboard the USS Enterprise, then yes, yes it is.
If you’ve spent more than one entire episode on your back sick, dying, or otherwise incapacitated, it might be time to lay off the #TrekProblems.
So much for that idea…
I commend you all for enduring another year of #TrekProbems with poise, grace, and integrity befitting a Starfleet officer. Keep those phase inducers aligned and have a great New Year’s! 🖖
Most common #TrekProblems of 2021:
Time Travel 8.6%
Holodeck Misadventures / Mind Control 7.1% (TIE)
Hostile Aliens 6.4%
Q / Transporter Issues 5.7% (TIE)
Most afflicted with #TrekProblems in 2021:
Data, Geordi 9.3% (TIE)
Whether you’re flying through space or home in front of the fire, may you all have a safe and happy holiday season! 🖖
If you ever find yourself in Sherwood Forest acting out a real-life Robin Hood adventure for the amusement of an omnipotent being, don’t panic. It’s probably just a bad case of #TrekProblems.
Looks like someone’s ready to cause a whole lot of new #TrekProblems.
Trek Pro Tip: Always fight the Nausicaan.