No, you are NOT stuck in an alternate timeline and yes, it really is Monday morning again.
Be wary of shapeshifters! Friend or foe, they can be kind of… shifty. #TrekProblems
If you’ve spent more than one entire episode on your back sick, dying, or otherwise incapacitated, it might be time to lay off the #TrekProblems.
So much for that idea…
For most people, losing their eyesight would be a huge problem. For a stone cold Vulcan badass like Tuvok, it’s just another #TrekProblem.
Know the signs of temporal narcosis! If symptoms appear, return to your own time continuum immediately. #TrekProblems
I commend you all for enduring another year of #TrekProbems with poise, grace, and integrity befitting a Starfleet officer. Keep those phase inducers aligned and have a great New Year’s! 🖖
Most common #TrekProblems of 2021:
Time Travel 8.6%
Holodeck Misadventures / Mind Control 7.1% (TIE)
Hostile Aliens 6.4%
Q / Transporter Issues 5.7% (TIE)
Most afflicted with #TrekProblems in 2021:
Data, Geordi 9.3% (TIE)
They say #TrekProblems are the fire in which we burn. 🔥
Friday at last! I feel like I just spent a year on the run from some deranged Krenim commander and his spacetime-altering warship. Have a great weekend everyone! 🖖
No, you are NOT stuck in a temporal causality loop, it’s just Monday morning again.
Talking to yourself more than usual lately? You might have a bad case of #TrekProblems.