It is the safest way to travel. Mostly.
Tag: Transporter Issues
Space Madness
Traveling through space and feeling slightly insane? You might have a touch of space madness. #TrekProblems
Transporter Accidents
Transporter technology is energy efficient, simple to operate, and 100% safe. Ok let’s say 99% safe. #TrekProblems #StarTrek
Out of Phase
Feeling a bit “out of phase” with the universe lately? It might be a sign of serious #TrekProblems.
Smoking Transporters
Is it normal to see smoke on the transporter pad after energizing? Asking for a friend. #TrekProblems
Pattern Buffers
When you materialize after 75 years in a transporter pattern buffer only to discover it’s Monday morning again.
The Next Phase
Does it seem like coworkers are ignoring you lately? It could be a sign of #TrekProblems.
The Darkness and the Light
It has been 0️⃣ days since our last transporter accident.
Transporters
Transporters: mostly safe since 2151.
Transporter Issues
“Transporting really is the safest way to travel.” -Geordi La Forge #TrekProblems