Yes, they are all Klingons and no, you shouldn’t ask them about their foreheads.
I commend you all for enduring another year of #TrekProbems with poise, grace, and integrity befitting a Starfleet officer. Keep those phase inducers aligned and have a great New Year’s! 🖖
Most common #TrekProblems of 2021:
Time Travel 8.6%
Holodeck Misadventures / Mind Control 7.1% (TIE)
Hostile Aliens 6.4%
Q / Transporter Issues 5.7% (TIE)
Most afflicted with #TrekProblems in 2021:
Data, Geordi 9.3% (TIE)
Is it an alien lifeform? An attempt to communicate? A plain old electric shock? With weird energy discharges you just never know. #TrekProblems
When your alarm goes off on Monday morning…
Reminder: a holographic snowball to the face hurts just as much as the real thing. #TrekProblems
It has been 0️⃣ days since our last transporter accident.
I think we’ve handled enough #TrekProblems for one week. Pack your horga’hns and warm up the runabout, we’re going to Risa!
When the inertial dampers fail, there’s only one thing you can do: hold on tight! #TrekProblems
Happy Friday everyone! Who wants cake? 🍰
Look, here’s the deal. Plasma surges are a thing and we’re just going to have to accept it. #TrekProblems