Transporter technology is energy efficient, simple to operate, and 100% safe. Ok let’s say 99% safe. #TrekProblems #StarTrek
Transporter Accidents
Tag: Worf
Ba’ku Casual
Did someone say casual Friday?
Trek Solutions
We must never be so focused on our #TrekProblems that we forget to appreciate life’s many #TrekSolutions.
Friday Nights in Ten Forward
Friday at last! Time to forget about our #TrekProblems and knock back a few in Ten Forward. Have a great weekend everyone! 🖖
Klingons
Yes, they are all Klingons and no, you shouldn’t ask them about their foreheads.
Year of Trek Problems (2021)
I commend you all for enduring another year of #TrekProbems with poise, grace, and integrity befitting a Starfleet officer. Keep those phase inducers aligned and have a great New Year’s! 🖖
Most common #TrekProblems of 2021:
Entities 9.3%
Time Travel 8.6%
Holodeck Misadventures / Mind Control 7.1% (TIE)
Hostile Aliens 6.4%
Q / Transporter Issues 5.7% (TIE)
Most afflicted with #TrekProblems in 2021:
Picard 22.9%
Riker 12.9%
Data, Geordi 9.3% (TIE)
Worf 7.9%
Janeway 7.1%
Weird Energy Discharges
Is it an alien lifeform? An attempt to communicate? A plain old electric shock? With weird energy discharges you just never know. #TrekProblems
Monday Mood
When your alarm goes off on Monday morning…
Holographic Snowballs
Reminder: a holographic snowball to the face hurts just as much as the real thing. #TrekProblems
The Darkness and the Light
It has been 0️⃣ days since our last transporter accident.
