Attention Starfleet personnel: please take care to avoid accidentally creating new forms of life, as this could lead to unforeseen #TrekProblems. Thank you for your cooperation.

Attention Starfleet personnel: please take care to avoid accidentally creating new forms of life, as this could lead to unforeseen #TrekProblems. Thank you for your cooperation.
You never know what to expect when a spaceship goes sentient, but there’s always one inevitable consequence: #TrekProblems.
Me when I have to inform the captain that our sentient starship politely declines to cooperate. #TrekProblems