Opening the curtains on Monday morning like…
Sure, go ahead, plug the Enterprise computer directly into Data’s positronic brain. What’s the worst that could happen?
If your goal is to form a telepathic bromance with an organic spaceship and also live inside of it for the rest of your life, you just might have #TrekProblems.
Please thoroughly screen all contract personnel before granting access to key ship systems. Thank you for your attention in this matter.
Why are we always being forced to fight? Because #TrekProblems, that’s why.
Waking up on Monday morning knowing a whole new year of #TrekProblems awaits us…
I commend you all for enduring another year of #TrekProbems with poise, grace, and integrity befitting a Starfleet officer. Keep those phase inducers aligned and have a great New Year’s! 🖖
Most common #TrekProblems of 2021:
Time Travel 8.6%
Holodeck Misadventures / Mind Control 7.1% (TIE)
Hostile Aliens 6.4%
Q / Transporter Issues 5.7% (TIE)
Most afflicted with #TrekProblems in 2021:
Data, Geordi 9.3% (TIE)
Reminder: holo-addiction comes in many forms. Please use holodecks and holosuites in moderation to avoid potential #TrekProblems.
Back in my day we didn’t need fancy tractor beams to solve our #TrekProblems, just a good strong cable and a little faith of the heart.
Don’t worry, you have NOT been whisked away to a strange planet and forced to fight for the amusement of a few disembodied brains. It’s just Monday morning again.