When you save an entire village from radiation poisoning but they murder you anyway because they think you’re an evil ice-man. #TrekProblems
Speaking of which, if you’re going to stab an ice-man through the back, don’t use a pole made out of metal.
Sure, go ahead, plug the Enterprise computer directly into Data’s positronic brain. What’s the worst that could happen?
If your goal is to form a telepathic bromance with an organic spaceship and also live inside of it for the rest of your life, you just might have #TrekProblems.
Please thoroughly screen all contract personnel before granting access to key ship systems. Thank you for your attention in this matter.
I think about you every day and hope you’re ok out there, Baby Enterprise-D. ❤️
Is it an alien lifeform? An attempt to communicate? A plain old electric shock? With weird energy discharges you just never know. #TrekProblems
Some Ferengi is offering your old starship free of charge as an act of friendship? That’s got #TrekProblems written all over it.
When it comes to galactic diplomacy, it never hurts to have some Klingon blood in your veins.
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but give us things to make us go maybe?
That sound you hear is NOT the booming voice of a godlike alien, it’s just your alarm going off on Monday morning.
