Smilin’ O’Brien

Monday-Thursday:

Friday:

Ice-Men

When you save an entire village from radiation poisoning but they murder you anyway because they think you’re an evil ice-man. #TrekProblems

Speaking of which, if you’re going to stab an ice-man through the back, don’t use a pole made out of metal.

Friday Mode

Monday morning:

Friday evening:

Year of Trek Problems (2021)

I commend you all for enduring another year of #TrekProbems with poise, grace, and integrity befitting a Starfleet officer. Keep those phase inducers aligned and have a great New Year’s! 🖖

Most common #TrekProblems of 2021:

Entities 9.3%
Time Travel 8.6%
Holodeck Misadventures / Mind Control 7.1% (TIE)
Hostile Aliens 6.4%
Q / Transporter Issues 5.7% (TIE)

Most afflicted with #TrekProblems in 2021:

Picard 22.9%
Riker 12.9%
Data, Geordi 9.3% (TIE)
Worf 7.9%
Janeway 7.1%

Happy Holidays 2021

Whether you’re flying through space or home in front of the fire, may you all have a safe and happy holiday season! 🖖

Weekend Activities

Happy Friday everyone! Hope you all have an excellent weekend, however you choose to spend it. 🖖

Tolian Soran

They say #TrekProblems are the fire in which we burn. 🔥

Long Week

Monday-Thursday:

Friday:

Slacking

Me browsing Twitter all day instead of dealing with my #TrekProblems.

Zefram Cochrane

Ever since this moment it’s been just one #TrekProblem after another.