Good news: you found a way to rid your body of alien nanoprobes before you’re transformed into a cybernetic hybrid! Bad news: it’s really, really gonna hurt. #TrekProblems
Facing off against a ridiculously huge and powerful alien spaceship? You got a classic case of #TrekProblems my friend.
What is this, some sick experiment being conducted by unscrupulous aliens? Nah, it’s just Monday morning again.
Be careful about blowing up strange asteroids! Next thing you know your ship could be crawling with nitrium parasites, and then you got major #TrekProblems.
When you come back to reality after narrowly escaping a collapsing warp bubble only to learn that it’s still Monday morning. #TrekProblems
No, you are NOT stuck in an alternate timeline and yes, it really is Monday morning again.
Be wary of shapeshifters! Friend or foe, they can be kind of… shifty. #TrekProblems
If you’ve spent more than one entire episode on your back sick, dying, or otherwise incapacitated, it might be time to lay off the #TrekProblems.
So much for that idea…
Know the signs of temporal narcosis! If symptoms appear, return to your own time continuum immediately. #TrekProblems
Take it from me, artificial lifeforms can cause some very real #TrekProblems.