We must never be so focused on our #TrekProblems that we forget to appreciate life’s many #TrekSolutions.
When you save an entire village from radiation poisoning but they murder you anyway because they think you’re an evil ice-man. #TrekProblems
Speaking of which, if you’re going to stab an ice-man through the back, don’t use a pole made out of metal.
Sure, go ahead, plug the Enterprise computer directly into Data’s positronic brain. What’s the worst that could happen?
I commend you all for enduring another year of #TrekProbems with poise, grace, and integrity befitting a Starfleet officer. Keep those phase inducers aligned and have a great New Year’s! 🖖
Most common #TrekProblems of 2021:
Time Travel 8.6%
Holodeck Misadventures / Mind Control 7.1% (TIE)
Hostile Aliens 6.4%
Q / Transporter Issues 5.7% (TIE)
Most afflicted with #TrekProblems in 2021:
Data, Geordi 9.3% (TIE)
Is it an alien lifeform? An attempt to communicate? A plain old electric shock? With weird energy discharges you just never know. #TrekProblems
Me browsing Twitter all day instead of dealing with my #TrekProblems.
Pro tip: when connecting a mysterious alien device to the dilithium crystal chamber, keep a safe distance to avoid unnecessary #TrekProblems.
How do you do, fellow Romulans?
If you ever find yourself in Sherwood Forest acting out a real-life Robin Hood adventure for the amusement of an omnipotent being, don’t panic. It’s probably just a bad case of #TrekProblems.
Happy Halloween! 🎃🖖