We must never be so focused on our #TrekProblems that we forget to appreciate life’s many #TrekSolutions.
Trek Solutions
Tag: Data
Ice-Men
When you save an entire village from radiation poisoning but they murder you anyway because they think you’re an evil ice-man. #TrekProblems
Speaking of which, if you’re going to stab an ice-man through the back, don’t use a pole made out of metal.
Fistful of Datas (Revisited)
Sure, go ahead, plug the Enterprise computer directly into Data’s positronic brain. What’s the worst that could happen?
Year of Trek Problems (2021)
I commend you all for enduring another year of #TrekProbems with poise, grace, and integrity befitting a Starfleet officer. Keep those phase inducers aligned and have a great New Year’s! 🖖
Most common #TrekProblems of 2021:
Entities 9.3%
Time Travel 8.6%
Holodeck Misadventures / Mind Control 7.1% (TIE)
Hostile Aliens 6.4%
Q / Transporter Issues 5.7% (TIE)
Most afflicted with #TrekProblems in 2021:
Picard 22.9%
Riker 12.9%
Data, Geordi 9.3% (TIE)
Worf 7.9%
Janeway 7.1%
Weird Energy Discharges
Is it an alien lifeform? An attempt to communicate? A plain old electric shock? With weird energy discharges you just never know. #TrekProblems
Slacking
Me browsing Twitter all day instead of dealing with my #TrekProblems.
Birthright, Part I
Pro tip: when connecting a mysterious alien device to the dilithium crystal chamber, keep a safe distance to avoid unnecessary #TrekProblems.
Incognito
How do you do, fellow Romulans?
Qpid (Revisited)
If you ever find yourself in Sherwood Forest acting out a real-life Robin Hood adventure for the amusement of an omnipotent being, don’t panic. It’s probably just a bad case of #TrekProblems.
Happy Halloween!
Happy Halloween! 🎃🖖
