When you get reactivated after 500 years in a cave only to be told it’s Monday morning again.
Tag: Data
Morals
Morals ruin everything. #TrekProblems
Strapped Down
Strapped down by aliens or androids? Sounds like you’ve got #TrekProblems my friend.
Safety Precautions
As a Starfleet officer, I always take every possible safety precaution. Now if you’ll excuse me I need to plug this mysterious alien device directly into the warp core. #TrekProblems
Historical Figures
Generally speaking, if you’re flying through space and run into Abe Lincoln, Mark Twain, or any other historical figure, it’s safe to assume you’ve got a bad case of #TrekProblems.
Holodeck Safety Protocols
Holodeck safety protocols are useless, change my mind. #TrekProblems
Sentient Cloud Creatures
You’d be amazed how many sentient cloudlike creatures are floating around out there, but trust me they can cause serious #TrekProblems.
Accidental Lifeforms
Attention Starfleet personnel: please take care to avoid accidentally creating new forms of life, as this could lead to unforeseen #TrekProblems. Thank you for your cooperation.
Ancient Alien Technology
Start messing around with ancient alien technology and you never know what kinds of #TrekProblems you’ll stir up.
Seat Belts
Memo to Starfleet personnel: there are no plans to install seat belts on any vessel at this time. Further inquiries will be ignored. Thank you.