Back in my day we didn’t need fancy tractor beams to solve our #TrekProblems, just a good strong cable and a little faith of the heart.
Tag: Enterprise
Starship Offspring
I think about you every day and hope you’re ok out there, Baby Enterprise-D. ❤️
Breaking the Ice
You’re new to deep space exploration and come across the biggest comet ever seen, what do you do? Land an away team on the surface to set off explosives, obviously. #TrekProblems
The Chase (Revisited)
Solving a galactic riddle and need to visit four different star systems in one day without refueling? Actually, never mind, that won’t be a #TrekProblem.
Admirals’ Banquet
Admiral Nakamura looks forward to seeing you at the Starfleet Admirals’ Banquet. And no, he doesn’t want to hear about your #TrekProblems.
Battle Damage
Back in my day we didn’t need fancy shields or photon torpedoes to solve our #TrekProblems. But, yeah, they would have come in handy.
Polarized Hull Plating
Polarized hull plating is useless, change my mind.
Warp Core Breaches
I’m not saying a warp core breach in progress is any reason to freak out, but, yeah actually you should probably freak out. #TrekProblems
Force of Nature
Due to the harmful effects of warp drive on the fabric of subspace, Federation ships may no longer exceed Warp 5. Well, unless they really need to. Or want to. Oh forget it just go as fast as you want. #TrekProblems
Emergence (Revisited)
The Enterprise attained consciousness and gave birth to a baby starship? No worries, simply release the offspring into space and never speak of it again. #TrekProblem solved.