Opening the curtains on Monday morning like…
Operation — Annihilate! (Revisited)
Tag: Hostile Aliens
Waking Moments
Waking up on Monday morning knowing a whole new year of #TrekProblems awaits us…
Year of Trek Problems (2021)
I commend you all for enduring another year of #TrekProbems with poise, grace, and integrity befitting a Starfleet officer. Keep those phase inducers aligned and have a great New Year’s! 🖖
Most common #TrekProblems of 2021:
Entities 9.3%
Time Travel 8.6%
Holodeck Misadventures / Mind Control 7.1% (TIE)
Hostile Aliens 6.4%
Q / Transporter Issues 5.7% (TIE)
Most afflicted with #TrekProblems in 2021:
Picard 22.9%
Riker 12.9%
Data, Geordi 9.3% (TIE)
Worf 7.9%
Janeway 7.1%
The Gamesters of Triskelion
Don’t worry, you have NOT been whisked away to a strange planet and forced to fight for the amusement of a few disembodied brains. It’s just Monday morning again.
Weird Energy Discharges
Is it an alien lifeform? An attempt to communicate? A plain old electric shock? With weird energy discharges you just never know. #TrekProblems
Temporal Weapons
Friday at last! I feel like I just spent a year on the run from some deranged Krenim commander and his spacetime-altering warship. Have a great weekend everyone! 🖖
Pakleds
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but give us things to make us go maybe?
Alien Abductions
No, you are NOT being abducted from your bed by subspace aliens, it’s just time to get up and go to work.
Harbinger
Senior officers should always work out their #TrekProblems in a calm, intelligent, and civilized manner.
The Killing Game, Part II
Look, sometimes you have to give away sophisticated Federation technology to an amoral, hostile alien species in order to solve your #TrekProblems ok? 🤷♂️
