Memo to Starfleet personnel: there are no plans to install seat belts on any vessel at this time. Further inquiries will be ignored. Thank you.
Did someone say casual Friday?
Aliens don’t just fly around in outer space, you know. Sometimes they’re right inside your head. #TrekProblems
Happy Friday! This weekend, the Goddess of Empathy urges you to cast off your #TrekProblems and embrace love, truth, joy. ❤️🖖
If you ever find yourself in Sherwood Forest acting out a real-life Robin Hood adventure for the amusement of an omnipotent being, don’t panic. It’s probably just a bad case of #TrekProblems.
Happy Halloween! 🎃🖖
If you’re having your 500-year-old head from another timeline reattached to your body by Geordi and Mark Twain, you just might have #TrekProblems.
When the inertial dampers fail, there’s only one thing you can do: hold on tight! #TrekProblems
#AndroidPoetry (h/t @Voidious)
Don’t tell me you’re a music fan if you can’t name this folk rock duo. #TrekProblems #StarTrekTNG